As the time for me to leave approaches, I – choke – think of those past events most dear to me: partly because I realise the surroundings in which they took place will soon be inaccessible, but mainly because we need another paragraph.
For example, way back in my first year I remember:
- The first day of initiation.
- Nothing else.
However, the most amazing part of the four years was the time during the days when we could leave school at any time during the day to go home: recline on a bed and listen to the radio. YES, the “O” Grades.
To finish, I would like to thank all these teachers who have already contributed towards my education, and all those yet to suffer”. F.M.
“I think the belt should be banned from school. I think that when you are giving somebody the belt, that it only encourages them to do it more often. It won’t help the person”.
“I think the belt should be kept. The boy that gets lines it takes about an hour, or he even gets someone else to do it. It would be better to give the belt so that he gets it and no one else”.
“I think the belt should be banned from schools. On Thursday of last week a boy was belted so hard his hand just about fell off. Surely lines would be better than a boy’s hand falling off”.
“On Monday, April 29th at 12.46pm five boys and two girls from an anonymous third year class broke out of Bathgate Colditz. Mysterious Jimmy G--------------, Whitey, Midget, Addie, Archie, Corgi and bunny.
Exhausted they marched on and on and on and --------
Final, final, blow: they had to hand over the 2p change to Herr Kapitan Syme.”
“ Standing on the wall,
Waiting for to pounce
Ready for his prey,
Prepared for battle.
Below the unsuspecting bird,
Greedily eats stale bread,
Not knowing what will happen.
A little blood, feathers, All over.
Savage Tom Cat”.
V.R Class 2B.
“When I was young,
I had some fun,
Running up the railway line.
Then a teenager,
I walked up and down,
Pushing a pram,
All around town.
When I was old
I had some gold,
An old, grey stone.”
C.P. Class 4D. “The years”
Question:- How do monsters determine their future?
Answer:- They read their horrorscope.
Question:- What do you get if you beat gelignite and egg white together?
Answer:- A boomerangue.
Question:- What do you call a cow that gets on your lawn?
Answer:- A lawn mooer.
Question|;- What did the policeman say to Plum Duffy?
Answer:- I’m taking you into custardy.
Question:- “Somebody told me your dad’s a magician, is that true”?
Answer:- “It is true! One wave of his magic slipper and I vanish”!